At the heart of SHit.ink™ lies a quirky story about innovation, desperation, and an unwavering commitment to sustainability. It all began with our founder, Duncan Doody, a man who was both a visionary and, quite frankly, a chronic pooper. Yes, Duncan had a condition that left him with little choice but to... go frequently. However, what started as an embarrassing inconvenience became the seed for an entirely new way of thinking about ink.
One fateful day, Duncan faced an impossible decision: replace the printer ink cartridge he desperately needed to print an important document, or risk ruining his pants during his next inevitable sprint to the bathroom. Frustrated by the high cost and environmental toll of conventional ink and unwilling to give up on his dignity, Duncan had a wild idea. What if the ink I need is already in me?
At this point, you might be wondering: How does this all work? Let us clarify: we are not an ink delivery service. As it turns out (despite what pharmaceutical companies might suggest), shipping feces through the mail is incredibly complex and heavily regulated. Instead, SHit.ink™ is a meal delivery service.
The benefits of SHit.ink™ extend beyond the joy of telling your friends that you print using your own poop:
SHit.ink™ isn’t just about printing; it’s about taking control of your health, your creativity, and your impact on the planet. Duncan Doody turned an awkward dilemma into a groundbreaking innovation—now, it’s your turn to join the revolution.
Subscribe today and discover how you can turn yesterday’s meals into tomorrow’s masterpiece. With SHit.ink™, your prints (and your poop) will never be the same.